"I am a person of substance!"

I was in the car with my mom the other day. This is what happened.
"Eileen, I think I'm going to go see Revolutionary Road with A tonight."
"Oh, that was a great movie. But I don't think you'll like it very much," I warned.
"You don't give me any credit. I like plenty of movies with substance and depth!"
"Name one," I prompted.
She paused and replied matter-of-factly: "Love Actually"

*hysterical laughter*
"Try again Lo"

*long thoughtful pause*
"Bend it Like Beckham?"